founder of Eternal Youth Empire Veronica Grey folds company
For Immediate Release
Marina Del Rey, CA September 14, 2009
Eternal Youth Empire, a thriving not-for-profit organization based in California, best known for its flagship guidebook, “6 Newly Discovered and Never Before Published Secrets to Eternal Youth and Immortality,” was abruptly shut down this month by founder Veronica Grey.
In her most recent public interview conducted on the Duke Fightmaster show:
a barefoot Veronica Grey divulges amazing techniques for remaining eternally youthful. With her foundation and career skyrocketing, it is a shock that she would close the doors to the Empire permanently.
Veronica explains that in a recent trip to Israel, she had a massive change of heart, or, Metanoia, as the band MGMT’s single dictates. (Incidentally, Veronica was in Israel to see the band, whose electroperatic sound is created by Andrew VanWyngarden, Ben Goldwasser, Will Berman, Matt Asti, and James Richardson.)
While all her life, Veronica heartily believed in remaining eternally youthful, after her “existential crisis” in Israel, she reached the conclusion that to remain eternally youthful goes against the flow of mother nature, and, because Veronica Grey prefers to sleep in peace at night, she has chosen to accept the natural order and simply age gracefully.
“Israel saves,” Veronica proclaims.
Therefore she is pulling the plug on the project and has decided to live a life according to the laws of God, nature, and Israel. In fact, she may be opening a new not-for-profit organization instead, titled
“Israel-Light: High Intensity Discharge
for those who wish to sleep in peace.”
Perhaps Veronica Grey has MGMT to thank for her Metanoia, as she would have never discovered Israel if it were not for the band performing there and in Greece. She considers Andrew VanWyngarden’s music an influence, as he inexplicably appears in an interview barefoot as well: